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1 理所当然 Taken for Granted THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "

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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟

1、i came home from work one day to find my wife,jolynn,cradling our six-month-old daughter and repeating,"da-da" how sweet,i though to myself,for her to choose daddy as our babys first word. several weeks later,jhlynn and i were wakened by a

A::hi~over here,please tell me where T is he yellow river from ?” B:oh~ The yellow river is from the sky .' A:why?" B:"because LiBai said "The yellow river comes from the sky .' A" 过来一下.请告诉我是从哪来的?” B:"黄河来自天上.” A:“为什么?” B:“因为李白说过'黄河之水天上来.” 很久以前看到过,大概是这个意思.

He is Really Somebody Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man:He is really somebody.What does do?Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人.男人:他真是一个大人物.他是干什么的?小孩:墓地守墓人.Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man:He is really somebody.What does do?Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery

I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感

1.The Ox and the Dog An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.One day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows; at night, I guard the house. But you…” “Me? How about me ?” the ox

The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why

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